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Canon EOS 60D

Wanted a bigger body so got the 60D.

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Logitech MX Anywhere Mouse

Free replacement from Logitech. Logitech and Amazon customer service are the best out there.

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Ruler

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Chav Jokes LOL

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. “Will the defendant please rise”

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so
ever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you’re driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to
hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What’s the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey’s?
A. They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who’s driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the !!!!.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse’s?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What’s the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
A: Safe.

Q: What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
A: Innuinnit.

Q: What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

Q: What’s the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
A: Fathers Day!

Q: What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
A: The burglar.

Q: What do you call a chav with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What do you do if you run over a chav?
A: Reverse just to make sure

Q: What do you call a Chav at college.
A: The janitor

Q: Why did the chav girl open the car door?
A: She wanted to know what it was like having sex with the light on.

Q: What’s the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of
York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men…

Q: What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A: A battery has a positive

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Flower Power

Only happy with #2

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MacBook

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Checkmate

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Bic Madness

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